My First Blog

Well, this is it. Here I am blogging. Why you ask? I’m not really sure, it could be because I have so many thoughts in my head that I wanted some sort of mental relief for my many Facebook fans, friends and family, by establishing myself so millions could hear what’s knocking around in my deranged mind. Or, it could be because all of those people (not the millions) have peer pressured me into this adventure, for which they claim, I was born to write. I believe I was born to talk, a lot, but they insist this is the path I was meant to be on. I believe this leap of faith will end one of two ways, possibly with fame and fortune, entertaining the masses with my quick witted humor and somewhat faulted perception of the world, or more likely, that it will end in an epic smoke mushroom such as that of the first atomic bomb and a huge bill for services rendered because I didn’t read the fine print or more likely I did and didn’t understand it, thus ignoring it and continuing with my unsupervised trip into the world wide web… Regardless of the outcome, I receive some sort of inner satisfaction from entertaining others with my sarcastic, monumentally humorous story telling and above all, making people laugh. When folks tell you relentlessly that your words are just what they needed to hear, or your story turned around an otherwise ruined day, or they tune in religiously just to see what you have said that day, you kinda have to listen to that. What if, what if there was something to this? Maybe, just maybe there IS a way to enable a smile to travel to the far reaches of the earth, all originating from my own mind. I don’t know about you, but that’s mind blowing, I’m sitting here and have myself convinced my blog will change the world! It won’t, maybe make a few people laugh. Possibly get a few people to look at things in a different light, but more assuredly, there will be twice as many people who think I am bat shit crazy than currently exist. Which, is pretty much everyone that knows me. I carry the title well, with pride and honor and I will uphold my duties and graciously continue to make folks shake their heads, snort coffee through their nose, love me, and hate me. Let the games begin!

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10 thoughts on “My First Blog

  1. I for one am looking forward to this journey. I have expressed how I feel and just how you make me feel. I am one of your fans ms sprinkles!!!

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  2. Awesome! I’ve been thinking you should have your own blog for quite some time now! I read your first blog and laughed my ass off. Perhaps I’m just as deranged as you my soul sister. I too wear it proudly. Speaking of pride…I’m proud of you my friend for your unwavering brevity in the face of the unknown cold cruel world of fame! Lol! You go girl! Love your crazy ass lots! Don’t forget your roots!

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    1. You shall be haled as one of my first two commenters, you will be mentioned when I make it on the Ellen Show!!!! Thank you Jules for your loyal friendship and unwavering support through EVERYTHING!!!!!

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  3. Good luck, Nick Nack. I’m looking forward to following your blog. I’m positive it will be enlightening and entertaining.

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  4. I’m saddened. First you leave me and move to Florida shredding all hopes for our dream…. Gone…poof…up in smoke goes our hopes for the gossip rag we were going to write for Washington and Hancock Counties. RIP “Downeast Dustpan”! May your secrets, rumors, and headlines never be heard! Lol! Good luck my niece on your blog…. Love and miss you! A. Lisa

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  5. I admire your honesty and perseverance….. need more people like you in this world. I look forward to following you in your journey. Keep the faith!

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  6. You make me proud…..I agree with Lisa though…..”Downeast Dustpan” was a great idea! Keep em laughing, tell your stories and maybe we’ll make it through this thing called life with more smiles, laughter and joy. Love you

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  7. I feel like a proud momma …. I’ve been after you for YEARS to write – simply write – whether it’s a book or a blog – We all just want your words, your humor, your zest for life and your unique way of looking at things. LOVE this. I will wait eagerly every week for a new blog. THANK YOU. Simply… thank you.

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